Personal Art Backlog

Personal Art Backlog

Well. Just like the previous post, I had a massive backlog of art I hadn’t uploaded here. Some of which has appeared elsewhere, resized,

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Cosmic Minotaur

This was just something I felt like doing. Handsome wide man-beast, with gratuitous magical effects.

It's a custom of their people to shake after a mutual masturbation session to seal business deals.

Shake on it?

It’s a custom of their people to shake after a mutual masturbation session to seal business deals. Who are you to say that he’s making it up, you’re a stranger in this land. Just palm his jizzy hand already.

What would you do?

What would YOU do?

Upon being asked for his consideration on this question by the wizard census bureau, this dwarf conjured this image up in his mind and in an instant the wizard’s magic crystal ball captured it for the record books.

In many ways the magic crystal ball ushured in a new era of illiteracy and a resurgence in a kind of oral tradition. A kind of A/V tradition. But also it gave us a glimpse into the hidden world of the imaginations of dwarves, who were once thought to be an austere and stoic people.

Magictek armor with built in crotch rocket!

Magitech Armor: Highly mobile!

Just something I was toying around with for a sci-fantasy setting. The guy riding inside would be my half-orc Sedgely Sodkakk. Featured below.

Sedgely Sodkakk: The magic fool

Sedgely Sodkakk: The magic fool

Sedgely was originally a character I created for a generic Pathfinder adventure. But he quickly become super endearing. He was socially oblivious, foolish yet persistent, and unbelievably lucky. Some found him obnoxious and useless (his party) but others found him hilarious and entertaining (a leprechaun). By the way, he did actually fall off a cliff into the sea. He survived though.

Wet Dream.

His Recurring Wet Dream

In most wet dreams, you wake up with jizz in your pants. Not all over your face. Just what is the meaning of these persistent dreams? Who is this ominous shadow of a form, whose only discernible trait is the strangely patterned dick. Who knows, and oh well…

PRESTIDIGITATION!

PRESTIDIGITATION!

A spell with many uses. Most commonly used by magic users to clean up quickly. Although it does leave a distinct odor of magic behind. Mage’s aren’t “unhygienic” but that doesn’t mean people still want to be around them. Why doesn’t anyone point it out? Well are you really going to be rude to someone who wields arcane power?

Unrivaled Oral Skills

Unrivaled Oral Skills

Just an impulsive sketch I did, wank bank material. Minotaur blowing an orc. I just imagine those lips would feel pretty good.

Public Sex on Planet Pervonia

Public Sex on Planet Pervonia

Just something I did, experimenting with some methods of creating line work based on a selection. Turned out nice and crisp, but was ultimately time consuming and too “automatic.” Not enough character in the lines. All the interior lines were still my own pen strokes. Speaking of strokes. That fuzzy little guy is one reach away from touching 3 dicks at once. A new personal record! But pretty run of the mill stuff on Pervonia: the brothel planet.

If dicks grew on trees!

If dicks grew on trees!

Inspired by an ancient medieval manuscript. Illustrating maidens picking dicks off of trees. Well, not maidens this time around. Seems the younger of the two is quite new to the experience and is a little over eager.

Giant Kong Finger Prod

King Kong Finger Prod

Inspired by a still frame from the old King Kong film. Replacing the damsel in distress with a mansel in undress. What fun! Lifting hairy blond hunks out of their bedrooms. My kind of giant ape.

Demonic Tea Party

Demonic Tea Party

Party invites are instantaneous transportation to a hell of his creation. Berylndionusel, a demon of many talents, perhaps if you made a pact with him he could teach you to master some of them yourself.

Pride of the Lion Clan Warrior

Don’t Look!

Rule #34 of the Lion Warrior from the Shaded Wood in Dark Souls II.

They are cursed and believe that this makes them so hideous! They attack anyone who comes near, to drive away people who might see them.

That is so damn adorable.

R34 Love God

Love God

I don’t doubt he sets people up with himself … like… all the time.

This is Rule34 of a character from the Disney cartoon show Gravity Falls. The Love God. A cupid-esque fellow who over eats and sets people up with love potions.

I rarely get the impulse to do Rule34… Usually I like to keep to the original style of whatever the source material is. This time however I decided to do a much more realistic version of the Love God. He’s from the episode with the same name, in season two. In case you want to know more about him.

Watercolor experimentation

Watercolor Satyr

I just wanted to experiment with creating a watercolor looking effect. I don’t think this was a true success, but it’s better than all the times I tried in the past.

Coming to a 1980's Furry Theater near you!

Coming to a 1980’s Furry Theater near you!

One Day… A large glowing pink celestial body appeared in the sky. Then anthropomorphic animal men appeared, neon in color, and with strange customs. No one knew quite what to do, but they were eager to work. So they became gainfully employed in almost every sector of life. Although early on, their refusal to wear clothing was the cause of a lot of problems, eventually human kind came to accept their ways.

However, they live by a specific code. The Law of Snowflakes. This dictates that no two manimals may have the same name, which are directly tied to their description and role. If there is conflict of wills over who is truly the unique owner of a title, the decision will be settled… on the battlefield! *If a resolution can’t be solved in the bedroom that is!

Inspector Samurai Cat specifically trained as a Samurai to keep his job as Police Inspector, so as to avoid conflict with Police Inspector Cat.

His co-workers, Craig Daniels, Sergent Polar Bear, and Chelsea Chevron are also his good friends.

Also magical jizzing katana. Who fucking knows why. I felt like gooey special effects.

I found myself drawing this fellow a while ago, something to spite my own personal sneers at furry character designs who have human hair. I thought to myself, “I know it’s dumb, but I’m going to use that as a challenge to see if I can create a version of “neon colored furry with human hair” that suits my sensibilities.” From there, the 80’s thing just kinda snuck in. Blame it being a popular trend lately. Although, I specifically blame Buying Time, Kung Fury, and Moonbeam City for the inspiration.

Massive Commission Backlog

Massive Commission Backlog
Paying tribute to the Chief.

Paying tribute to the Chief.

A commission, featuring Final Fantasy XIV characters. Amalj’aa chief and an eager Roegadyne.

Demon on his throne of souls dominated by lust.

Demon on his throne of souls dominated by lust.

Their souls were pulled screaming out of their dicks. They have a rather… spunky composition.

Werewolves make the best metal guitarists. Everyone knows that.

Werewolves make the best metal guitarists. Everyone knows that.

The commissioners original character. Inspired heavily from World of Darkness.

Xenophilia in action

Xenophilia in action

Human being bread in water by a furry x xenomorph dude. Fun times.

German Shepard Dog-man

German Shepard Dog-man

Run of the mill furry nudity.

German Shepard Dog-man with an Erection

German Shepard Dog-man with an Erection

With a boner.

A Kolbold named Ross.

A Kolbold named Ross.

A lizard-man bard, reclining in a field. Not much to say about that, but I can’t imagine he’d mind some company.

Fallout super mutant gives his pal a good fuck.

Fallout super mutant gives his pal a good fuck.

I’m not a fan of Fallout as a series. But I’m aware of the world and some of the story, plus the size and shape of super mutants is very appealing. So the commissioners sell on this idea was pretty easy to real me in.

Rule 34 at the peak of perversion

Rule 34 at the peak of perversion.

This had no holds barred. Who needs principals when you can ruin Disney shit? “Ruin.” I think I made an improvement here. Goof troop characters are copyright Disney.

Personally I love the incestuous version of these characters. I’m not sure how they got to this 4-way gangbang. But I bet it was super believable and not at all contrived in anyway. I bet it involved pete dabbling in occult magic, or just good ol’ fashioned blackmail.

Enjoy this hedonistic perversion.

Aurumach Rilmani, achieving balance.

Aurumach Rilmani, achieving balance.

This is a being from the Neutral Plane. The Rilmani create and destroy, guided by a principal of balance. Trust me, this is all for the sake of balance.

A portrait of Hercules, lifting something heavy.

A portrait of Hercules, lifting something heavy.

This was inspired by some modern sculpture, but it was a bit vague around the feet and censored the genitals. So the commissioner wanted a painted version with tasteful nudity and more detail here and there. I tried out a new process for this one. Using black and white shading as the base, then layering color top. I’ve done it before, but this began a trend of using it more regularly in my work.

Raunchy bathroom fucking furries.

Raunchy bathroom fucking furries.

Raunchy porn like this. Where you’ve got big fat daddy pigs fucking a diminutive bottom racoon on a bathroom floor… it just suits itself naturally to b/w ink. The commissioners character here, the racoon, suffers from a fictional condition where he’s always shrinking unless he takes some pills. Drifting into micro fetish territory if he doesn’t take them regularly.

Naked king on his throne, bones come to mind.

Naked king on his throne,
bones come to mind.

This is Rule 34 of a particular Magic the Gathering card. Sol’kanar the Swamp King.

Commissioned by someone who wishes to remain anonymous, however they had a message.

“To anyone who is in the business of modifying magic the gathering cards, please feel free to use this art.”

Bondage bindle, a clever device used for the transportation of slaves.

Bondage bindle, a clever device used for the transportation of slaves.

This device was originally featured in some artwork before. But I can’t seem to find it.

Sheep man hands, give a good rub.

Sheep man hands, give a good rub.

Another furry slave sketch, for the same commissioner as the one above this. He asked for his sheep dude to be enslaved to an orc as his personal masseur.

And his massages become quite personal…

69 with a rainbow dragon on a bar table...

69 with a rainbow dragon on a bar table…

Where is this happening?

Rainbow dragons riding horse dicks. Yeah we're furry country.

Rainbow dragons riding horse dicks. Yeah we’re in furry country.

Oh right, Furry Country.

Horse-man in an ice world.

Horse-man in an ice world.

Another painting. I’ve been taking a lot more of these on here and there. This one sure does look nice. I’m still pretty satisfied with this.

Oh god… I’m not looking forward to writing out all the tags on this.

Commissions from May & June

Commissions from May & June

 

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Shepherds and Satyrs: A natural compliment

Shepherd boy meets Satyr in the fields… and one thing leads to another. Satyr’s blowing him in broad daylight.

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And another and another…

And wouldn’t you know it, now you’ve got two Satyrs.

 

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Gilgamesh and Enkidu

It could have happened! Possibly…

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Comparisons 1

Just don’t compare the size of their heads. I actually drew the second image first… I guess I kinda made their heads too big in Comparisons 1? Ahh well.

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Comparisons 2

On their own they look fine. But ugh… side by side… Oh, but at least their dicks are nice to look at either way.

Commissioned Artwork Dump

Commissioned Artwork Dump

Another batch of artwork done for other peeps.

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Monster Milking

I improvised the design for this monster milker. It’s sort of like a organ grinder (the street performer instrument) but… looks like its still being used as an organ grinder. The monster is a kind of genetically altered green spunk factory. I really liked the commissioners directions on this one, because he’s really up for it. Unlike a lot of weird milking scenes, they always have to chain the big dudes up. It’s like… wait sec, how much do you really need to do to get a big meaty mass of a man to hump a faux vagina?

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Monster Filling

Oh Looks like this is what the goblins are doing with the monster spunk. Giving bugbears green jizz enemas. Probably to give him mutant strength for a while. Yup, these Stat Buffs require more than drinking a simple potion. If you want the power, you gotta butt chug.

 

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Green Eggs and Ham

Just an orc sailor working on the dock in his normal work attire, nothing to see here move along.

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Monster men having a monster bang.

It’s been a while since I worked on this one. I actually don’t have much to say. Other than I enjoyed working on these guys, thy were nice and weird.

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Varric Reads

One of his books perhaps? I don’t play this game series. However I was informed that he is unavailable for romance because of a girlfriend in far off lands? Something to that effect. So this kind of scene is probably very normal for him. I always love to do R34 that’s in canon. The best way to handle “he’s straight” is “straight guys wank too.”

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Satyr Frolicking

Nothing too complex here. Just a chubby satyr man frolicking through the bone zone. Hint, everywhere outdoors is the bone zone for Satyrs. This is actually the commissioners wizard character, transformed into a Satyr.

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Monster men have a monster bang two: Minotaur Boogaloo

Yup, he’s got that bull by the balls and riding him hard. It’s just as the ancient prophecies predicted.

Stranded: Concepts and Pages

Stranded: Concepts and Pages

I’ve been working on something between commissions and other work. A big project that I want to get rolling. A comic about some space adventurers who get stranded on an alien planet with a mysterious fungus. A small five man crew who go totally homo-bananas for each other while trying to get their ship up and running after their mission goes horribly awry.

So here they are.

This character sheet is inappropriately large. 5000p wide.

This character sheet is inappropriately large. 5000p wide.

The core crew are the three fellows in the middle. Captain Sam, Little Mac the Pilot, and Hoss the Engineer. They’ve known and worked with one another for some time on Sam’s ship The Oberon. But being space faring entrepreneurs, they find themselves owing a certain amount of money to some “legitimate businessmen.” To pay back their debts they agree to go on this mission to infiltrate a quarantined planet to acquire a certain amount of mushroom spores used to make a very potent aphrodisiac drug. Taking on two members to their crew, who have specialty skills needed for the mission, who also have their own reasons to join the mission, they set out to the quarantined planet.

The Oberon

The Oberon.

 

I’m well on my way into the comic. I’ve got the first few pages inked and lettered. Which I will be making available.

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I would like to make a special page here on my site with an easily navigable page system. A proper web comic. Hmmm… still yet work to be done. This blog format will simply not DO for this.

I’m also thinking about coloring this. Perhaps starting up a patreon for that as well. I’m not sure how I feel about doing that though. I really want to put a lot of work into this… maybe sell chapters? Or do a Patreon for colored pages and other material? I’m still brain storming. GAH!

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Underpants. Oops! Someone goes commando!

There’s a version with even less… but I don’t think I’ll be sharing that until the comic progresses further.

You know… this whole project started out with a single idea. Originally it was just about two characters, a chubby guy and a lean guy. With a huge disparity in dick size. Originally I had brain stormed up some kind of magic college party where a chunky elf hooks up with a human. But things took a turn for the complex, the space setting came out of no where, and these 3 other fellows were developed.

I really wanted to do something with a story and solid characters. A masterpiece that people can latch onto and get invested in. I used to be very character centric, prior to doing all these one-off porn images. I fell into a rut just doing commissions and nameless throw-away characters. I used to have characters, worlds and adventures playing out in my head.

Here’s to a return to form!

Commission work of 2015

Commission work of 2015

I realize updates to this site have been somewhere in between lacking and totally non-existent this year. So instead of trying to break up a few uploads into parts, I’m just going to do a full upload of all the unposted commission work from the last four months. Enjoy.

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The royal flag pole flies the colors

Starting with fuzzy little gem. A dwarf king, all decorated up in gold jewelry and nothing else. He’s got his foot on a bulbous green rump. See the image below for more on that.

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Administrator of the Royal Genital Affairs

A very very important position. He’s very good at his job by the way. I’m normally not all that fascinated by hoods and blindfolds, but the combination of utility that those rings would provide makes a lot of sense.

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Transformative Introspection

My official policy on transformation sequences is usually a big “no.” I don’t like doing sequences. Which is when this commissioner got clever and asked for a single image that cleverly encapsulates a before and after using a mirror. The official story behind this transformation is biological in its explanation. The mirror isn’t REALLY showing his original form, it’s all just metaphorical. So no, it’s not a magic mirror or anything. I do personally like the metaphorical transformation.

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Magical displacement gives a new perspective on his place in this relationship.

A very weird image. Very e-fetish. Well… anything involving magical displacement of body parts (this me dancing around using the word “dismembered” because that brings to mind a very un-sexy kind of imagery) is going to be e-fetish material. Those little fantasies so removed from reality that it’s almost hard to think of them as weird. There’s almost an uncanny valley for bizarre fetishes. The clearer it is that it’s fiction, the easier it is to fap to.

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Demon for a day

A fellow with a new set of horns and hooves because he fondled the wrong magical artifact. Nothing much more to it than that. The snake tail looks like it’s coming out of his butt… but… oh well.

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Gargoyles =/= Grotesques

A Gargoyle is an architectural statue that’s linked up to the gutter system. They pour water through their mouths. Grotesques are just statues. Both are ugly monsters though. I guess at a certain point it’s just splitting hairs, but Disney’s Gargoyles was inaccurately named. This guy could technically be considered a Gargoyle I suppose. Considering his spout.

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A Kolbold Topping – Gigantic Dragon Whimpers – Mythic Faggotry

Most of my works needs very little explanation. It is exactly what it is.

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Alphachimerical

He’s part human, ogre, and dragon. Some kind of magical hybrid creature. He’s got a cross breed dick… s…

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The two towers of New Boner City

I rarely draw multi-dicked creatures. Not because I’m against them, but because they need to remain rare among my work to remain special. Commissioner’s characters don’t really count however.

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The thumbnail for this panoramic comic does not do it justice!

I am really open about my preference for size-difference. Usually it’s only a few feet of difference, this image really defines the upper limits of my appreciation for size difference. Love this pairing though. Wished I had fit more of those little monsters on him. Would’ve been great to have them be like a mountain of tribbles overwhelming him.

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Relative (dis)comfort with the situation.

Just some lizard guys in naked company with each other, having a conversation. Some are just more comfortable in their own skin I suppose.

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Character sheet for Ash and Minos

Characters belong to the commissioner, but I’ve drawn them twice in the past. This is the orc who, after a brisk handjob in a stream, asks his minotaur pal if he “wan’ sum fuck.” Minotaur definitely obliged. I love orcs and minotaurs.They’re a good staple of the genre.

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Wrapped up in himself.

Hank McCoy’s past and present self, having a good hump. Based on some canonical time travel stuff from the comics. Hank is my favorite member of the X-men.

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Furry mouth fillings.

I think racoon is cool guy, eh humps faces and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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Hotdog!

Hotdogging Quasimodo of Hunchback of Notre dame. A part of a past sequence, involving this character. I feel like I managed to capture him reasonably well… but ehh… deformities are still not my strong suit.

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Gooey foreskin is my drug of choice

Seriously I’m totally addicted. If it wasn’t clear to everyone already. I have an wavering love for intact penises. They are a biomechanical marvel and sensual miracle.

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Frotting with the Up-Side-Down Man

Part of a sequence. I may repost the completed sequence once they’re all lined up together. A fantastically strange character. Lenk, the man with a dick for a head and a head for a dick. Based on some earlier commission work I did for another commissioner.

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Worn out orc’s make good chairs.

Here you can see clearly what Lenk has between his legs. A long haired bearded man. Without color you can’t really tell that he’s blonde, but that is the case I assure you.

The Orc Post

The Orc Post

Maybe I should have done something like this back in Orctober… but after Christmas in February it’s pretty clear my pattern of updates is not really concerned with months on a calender. So here’s a big batch of orc stuff you may or may not have seen already.

Our shorts can't contain the maleness of that magnitude!

Our shorts can’t contain the maleness of that magnitude!

Believe it or not, this image was paid for in booty shorts. Virtual TF2 booty shorts. But still.

A bukakke party gone too far!

A bukakke party gone too far!

Just a sketch from months ago. Just felt like drawing a cum soaked orc. Not much to say except… Enjoy the lewdness.

Frog-inspired orc designs.

Frog-inspired orc designs.

This design has already been outdated. You’ll see more of these swamp dwelling frog orcs in the future.

Giant dicks in fat orc asses.

Giant dicks in fat orc asses.

More sketchy porn stuff. Nothing really to say. There’s kind of a stupid story for this I have in my head. Something involving a gay pool party set in a fantasy universe.

Red hair is the ultimate hair color for orcs and humans.

Red hair is the ultimate hair color for orcs and humans.

And this is just a delight. Originally this image was going to be an animation of an orc laying in a field, breathing heavily and slowly circling the inside of his foreskin with his finger. But when it became apparent that I wasn’t going to do that, I decided to paint it up instead. I’m always getting inspirations from particular artists who do lighting so well. Guffaw, Blazingcheeks, and Gerbear tend to evoke a burning desire to paint. So I painted this.

Christmas in February

Christmas in February

Well it’s time I dump all my Christmas themed commission work from December here.

Fun fact: At least one person thinks Santas Reindeer look like this.

Fun fact: At least one person thinks Santas Reindeer look like this.

Oh you can bet our good pal GigaGuess commissioned this. I’m actually pretty alright with centaur with two dicks, because they’re magic. Or two hybridized animals. Or really any conceptual loop whole to justify it. Centaurs in Greek mythology were usually pretty rapey. So to me it does kinda figure that they’d be a little extra equipped for the job.

A bearish spin the ghost of Christmas Present

A bearish spin the ghost of Christmas Present

This is probably my favorite of the Christmas images. I have to confess a long standing crush on the character of Christmas Present. So doing this commission didn’t take much suggestion before I knew exactly what I was doing. Spirit of Christmas Present > Santa Claus by the way.

Anachronistic Christmas in Egypt with manimals

Anachronistic Christmas in Egypt with manimals

Kind of hard to explain this one. These are the commissioners original characters, dressed inappropriately for their place and time. Just enjoy the swaying crocodile cock and jock squeeze.

Three headed demon dog with three times the dick needs few excuses to jerk in the snow

Three headed demon dog with three times the dick needs few excuses to jerk in the snow

Triple the expressions, triple the conversationalist, triple the lunch guests, triple the crit-damage for successful backstabs.

That's Holly damnit... it should have been Mistletoe...

That’s Holly damnit… it should have been Mistletoe…

It should have been mistletoe… it should have been mistletoe… it should have been mistletoe… *holds knees to his chest and rocks back and forth*

Maybe I’ll go back and fix it… maybe…

More from 2014.

More from 2014.

Here’s the second batch. Going back to October / November.

This statue cries male tears.

This statue cries male tears.

A beautiful statue… wait… hmm, must’ve been my imagination. I thought it was breathing.
This image is set in the Shadow Run universe. A troll named Screwjob who finds himself the captive of a powerful and twisted dwarf. After displacing his body parts, the dwarf paints him up in a stone looking body paint and embeds him in some rock. As for his head… well. See below.

This might be weird kink overload.

This might be weird kink overload.

A magically displaced head in a urinal. He gets a reward if he looks like he enjoys himself. Well… fake it until you make it Screwjob!

Roomy back here eh?

Roomy back here eh?

A centaur getting a armful. This character is actually a hermaphrodite if I recall correctly. Although POV means it’s really up to you to interpret this how you want. Feel free to accept or reject the mental image of horse vagina.

Terrestrial gorilla meet space gorilla.

Terrestrial gorilla meet space gorilla.

This was done as a gift / trade series for Corwyn. He asked for a Krogan and a Gorilla. I’ve seen some opinions expressed about this piece, basically asking why anyone would ever think to combine the two. Well, why not?

...and so on.

…and so on.

A tight squeeze on those four fat nuts. Should it be any other way? I think not.

Climbing back up from the edge of the world…

Climbing back up from the edge of the world…

Guys, guys.  I fell off the edge of the world, but I’m back. And with a stockpile from the last four months of 2014.

Magically displaced body parts, and tight leather. A good combo.

Magically displaced body parts, and tight leather. A good combo.

It’s kinda weird going back and looking at these months old pieces of artwork. This was a weird one. Rings of displacement are always something that’s kinda hard to explain, if the visuals don’t communicate the mechanics of what’s going on here. Magical rings that safely displace body parts across space. Removal of the rings requires reattachment. Unless there’s some kind of dispel magic involved. However, generally not a good alternative, because it’s not always clear which way the spatial distortion will reverse. You might get your dick back… or you might suddenly rejoin your dick on the other side.

Gosh this is really weird.

Gosh this is really weird.

Delicious orc porkings and double sided blowjobs. Only in extreme fantasy porn.

Extra dicks is not everyones fetish, but I doubt anyone would turn it down if they woke up with an extra dick.

Extra dicks is not everyones fetish, but I doubt anyone would turn it down if they woke up with an extra dick.

Slapping extra dicks on a character isn’t something I personally do very often with character designs. It’s one of those design choices that you need to be extremely frugal with. However this isn’t my character, so no holds bared.

Awkward Bouncer Boner

Awkward Bouncer Boner

Can’t remember all the story behind this one. But it involves a bouncer wearing a kilt, trying to bounce some rowdy dwarves, only to be embarrassed when one reveals his inopportune boner.

Seriously don't try this at home. Alcohol enemas are incredibly dangerous.

Seriously don’t try this at home. Alcohol enemas are incredibly dangerous.

And here’s that bouncer again, apparently wound up as a captive of one of those dwarves. Don’t worry, whatever is in that bottle I doubt it has a very high alcohol content. Don’t waste the good stuff on an ass.

Classic Story: Tiger meets Wolf

Classic Story: Tiger meets Wolf

And just a couple of manimals doing what manimals do best. Putting their dicks in their fellow man. Cheers.

I’ll throw up a couple more soon. Cheers.