Black Dragon Kalameat
Black Dragon Kalameet from Dark Souls, admiring his Black Dragon Meat. Masturbation must be awesome with telekinesis.
His favorite couch in the house
…is covered in weird stains. It’s now everyone’s least favorite couch.
Trundle's Icy Mace-terbation
That was the best fantasy based wank pun ever written. Today, by me, on this site…
A little taste.
Wasn’t very proud of this. Gargoyles characters aren’t my strong point.
Let's play guess this obscure Rule 34!
This was commissioned by a guy. I had very little to go on for the character reference, but I did the best I could. But if you know who this is, you grew up watching Nickelodeon in the 90’s.
So it completely slipped my mind that I never actually posted these images. I think I posted one or two on FA… but I did a whole slew of alternate dick designs for this alien overlord.
Classic Zinyak. Wine and a big slithery dick.
You know he likes to relax like this. Put some some classical music, then takes a peak into his favorite sadistic torture simulation.
Reduce size, multiply x3
Someone suggested a trifurcated design. So I went with it. Gotta love those images that make me add the “multiple dicks” tag to the post.
An aggressively external design.
For those of you who like your aliens with their balls on the outside. And penis spines. And a blunt tip. Yikes!
Just as dangerous looking as the last one.
These dicks look like torture devices… but I don’t think I’ll get many complaints on that count.
Easily the weakest of the designs, fun but not my favorite.
His dick here is a beautiful flower, or butterfly… or the gaping maw of a hell worm. I’m sure it’s all the same when it’s squirming around inside you.
And doubt very much that this is consensual.
Zinjai, the assistant of Zinyak. Getting his ass thoroughly plowed. Also with an entirely different dick than any of the above. I’m guessing that Zinyak has some kind of metamorphic penis technology or something. Hell, he had much more reality breaking tech than that… but no spoilers here. Go play Saints Row IV right now.
Here’s a handful of Christmas themed porn I drew in December.
Goofy gets exactly what he wants for Christmas
I did a pair of images as a sequel to last years Goofy x Pete Christmas picture.
Doning the Santa hat, Goofy gives Pete a little something too!
These two pals are really getting into the spirit of the season. I think my favorite part of this pairing is the difference in builds and dick size. It helps that they’re memorable cartoon characters, but it’s their relate-able human attributes that really makes it a zinger.
Santa and Krampus work together... and play together.
Wish you could see more of that hunky demon in this picture. But we all know what he looks like, after all… it’s not as if he’s been totally excised from modern American folk stories about Santa Claus or anything.
Here’s to wishing those Coca-Cola commercials would include Krampus. Happy New Year everyone!