Monthly Archives: May 2014

Ghosts and disembodied dicks

Ghosts and disembodied dicks
Ectogasms, Alcohol, and Cigars.

Ectogasms, Alcohol, and Cigars.

When Blazingcheeks approached me about a commission featuring his 3 ghost characters, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse. Plus I love these sorts of textures. Smoke and glistening ghost flesh.

Magical limb theft is a crime with a hefty sentence.

Magical limb theft is a crime with a hefty sentence.

This human thief sold these magical rings to a whole bunch of orcs. Not telling them that the rings are actually imbued with spatial displacement magic. Then in the night, he can easily pluck their ripe man fruit…

Of course, it’s not all rolling around in tender orc sausages. It’s a big responsibility to look after so many flesh-fountains. Carrying around a suspiciously full keg, and never sharing a drink with anyone tends to draw attention to a traveler.

But once he gets them back to his hideout, these thief is home free. Adding another score to his collection.

Hah hah! Yes, a truer shot was never loosed!

Hah hah! Yes, a truer shot was never loosed!

Hawkeye Gough! My favorite character from Dark Souls. The blind giant archer who spends all his time retired in his tower, whittling wooden sculptures. What a swell guy. This picture doesn’t convey exactly how giant he is. A human can easily walk between his legs without tickling his balls.

These orcs are about to bathe this fellahs crotch in thick drool.

These orcs are about to bathe this fellahs crotch in thick drool.

A nice little commission of orcs looking over a human who fell prey to their trap. I like this design for orcs. Has a little more gorilla flavor. Nice big mouths with pointier tusks.

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

I have some messy boys here, playing with their food.

frostyPOPS

Horny Simian Popsicle Mascot

Was part of my ape-man kick I was on the other day. I was getting frustrated by my desktops monitors resolution (the laptop I usually work on is out of order at the moment, but it’s still on warranty though so don’t worry) because it makes all my black and white artwork little a bit too grainy. So I decided to do something painterly. This whole image was just a big happy accident. No planning or anything.

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Soldier covering himself in honey, from a scene in A Cold Day In Hell.

I was really disappointed in the lack-luster portrayals this scene has gotten so far. So I went a little bananas and made a really quality rendition. I just had to properly render that manly crotch coated in a deluge of honey. Thank you Valve, for such wonderful fan-service. Also in my head-canon Soldier has a foreskin. I think it’s a tad ironic, given his absurd American patriotism. It fits in well with the other ironic contradictions in his character, like being named Jane and not actually being a Soldier. Plus it just makes his honey covered dick all the yummier.

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Physical inspections…

A dwarf physically inspecting a line of orcs. Inspired by a similar scene from the Lord of the Rings movies.

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Sucking up to the boss.

Usually does not involve actual cock sucking. This is rule 34 of a character from Space Quest IV. The manager of the burger place, Snarkgurgle Snuffleslurple, and the main protagonist, Roger Wilco. You’ll either get it or you won’t. If you haven’t played Space Quest IV, just enjoy the pigman blowjob.

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Tarzan, realistic wildman.

Commissioner asked me to draw a realistic Tarzan. Sans loincloth and very hairy. I think it worked out quite well. I always enjoy drawing hairy wildmen.

2014 has been slow for art

2014 has been slow for art

I didn’t do much drawing this year, to start… anyway. So I was waiting until I had a tidy pile to upload.

Well I waited too long, so I’ve got a huge stack to put up. Some of it has already been posted elsewhere. Starting out

with some sketches…

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This hellspawn looks sort of uncomfortable in his polo shirt and khaki pants.

This recently deceased man has shown up in hell, only to discover it’s been re-branded as a paradise resort. When welcomed by a very unenthusiastic demon who barely fits into his uniform, he hides his little pecker in embarrassment when he spies the log in the demon’s pant leg.

orc_suckin

An orc with a cock-lust only you can save him from!

I drew this sketch a while ago. Just needed to see a big guy looking menacingly at a dick. He’s going to give it a real mean sucking.

party_bros

Underwear parties at this apes house always end the same way.

Not much story to this one as there was the others. Just an excuse to draw a chubby human guy and a big ape guy in underwear… and boners… and big grins that you can only manage if you’re a huge cock sucker presenting a huge cock you just sucked.

goblinblow

Goblins may be small but they’re still quite a mouthful.

Did this for a guy who I owed a favor. So I drew him an orc blowing this goblin from a Hearthstone card he liked the look of.

builder_cuddles

Romantic pairing between unlikely lovers.

A knight and a brutish brigand. On the floor of a hay filled barn they’re talking or something.

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Or something…

rafle_boundgobling

Inside the dirty minds of goblins who like rough sex with big orcs.

The text in the image conveys a lot of the story. In short, the goblin intentionally teased his way into this situation. A commission for a guy with a goblin character, this is him… Rafle.

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Sloppy goblin butt plowing.

Another commission for the same guy as the previous image. More goblin butt filling hi-jinx. This time featuring a big red orc chief.

zsisron_ragebeast

Rage beasts need to relax sometimes too…

I always love drawing dudes masturbating. It’s an activity that I’m very fond of, and it’s something you can guarantee everyone else has done at least once. In a lot of cases it’s a handy way to portray a character or creature sexually without violating canon (see nearly every homosexual pairing r34 image ever) or making them do some unspeakably uncharacteristically kinky sex act.

This doesn’t really apply this creature though, since as far as I know he’s not really from anything. I just wanted to take the opportunity to mention how much I love drawing men masturbating and specifically why.

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Monster buttsex: Does not contain humans.

This was a commission, featuring the commissioners original character and an ogre. This centaur is actually a hermaphrodite, though that’s not exactly clear from this perspective. Seems like the second time I’ve drawn this sort of thing… don’t get any ideas though people. Probably won’t be drawing actual vaginas in my work any time soon.