Monthly Archives: February 2015

The Orc Post

The Orc Post

Maybe I should have done something like this back in Orctober… but after Christmas in February it’s pretty clear my pattern of updates is not really concerned with months on a calender. So here’s a big batch of orc stuff you may or may not have seen already.

Our shorts can't contain the maleness of that magnitude!

Our shorts can’t contain the maleness of that magnitude!

Believe it or not, this image was paid for in booty shorts. Virtual TF2 booty shorts. But still.

A bukakke party gone too far!

A bukakke party gone too far!

Just a sketch from months ago. Just felt like drawing a cum soaked orc. Not much to say except… Enjoy the lewdness.

Frog-inspired orc designs.

Frog-inspired orc designs.

This design has already been outdated. You’ll see more of these swamp dwelling frog orcs in the future.

Giant dicks in fat orc asses.

Giant dicks in fat orc asses.

More sketchy porn stuff. Nothing really to say. There’s kind of a stupid story for this I have in my head. Something involving a gay pool party set in a fantasy universe.

Red hair is the ultimate hair color for orcs and humans.

Red hair is the ultimate hair color for orcs and humans.

And this is just a delight. Originally this image was going to be an animation of an orc laying in a field, breathing heavily and slowly circling the inside of his foreskin with his finger. But when it became apparent that I wasn’t going to do that, I decided to paint it up instead. I’m always getting inspirations from particular artists who do lighting so well. Guffaw, Blazingcheeks, and Gerbear tend to evoke a burning desire to paint. So I painted this.

Christmas in February

Christmas in February

Well it’s time I dump all my Christmas themed commission work from December here.

Fun fact: At least one person thinks Santas Reindeer look like this.

Fun fact: At least one person thinks Santas Reindeer look like this.

Oh you can bet our good pal GigaGuess commissioned this. I’m actually pretty alright with centaur with two dicks, because they’re magic. Or two hybridized animals. Or really any conceptual loop whole to justify it. Centaurs in Greek mythology were usually pretty rapey. So to me it does kinda figure that they’d be a little extra equipped for the job.

A bearish spin the ghost of Christmas Present

A bearish spin the ghost of Christmas Present

This is probably my favorite of the Christmas images. I have to confess a long standing crush on the character of Christmas Present. So doing this commission didn’t take much suggestion before I knew exactly what I was doing. Spirit of Christmas Present > Santa Claus by the way.

Anachronistic Christmas in Egypt with manimals

Anachronistic Christmas in Egypt with manimals

Kind of hard to explain this one. These are the commissioners original characters, dressed inappropriately for their place and time. Just enjoy the swaying crocodile cock and jock squeeze.

Three headed demon dog with three times the dick needs few excuses to jerk in the snow

Three headed demon dog with three times the dick needs few excuses to jerk in the snow

Triple the expressions, triple the conversationalist, triple the lunch guests, triple the crit-damage for successful backstabs.

That's Holly damnit... it should have been Mistletoe...

That’s Holly damnit… it should have been Mistletoe…

It should have been mistletoe… it should have been mistletoe… it should have been mistletoe… *holds knees to his chest and rocks back and forth*

Maybe I’ll go back and fix it… maybe…

More from 2014.

More from 2014.

Here’s the second batch. Going back to October / November.

This statue cries male tears.

This statue cries male tears.

A beautiful statue… wait… hmm, must’ve been my imagination. I thought it was breathing.
This image is set in the Shadow Run universe. A troll named Screwjob who finds himself the captive of a powerful and twisted dwarf. After displacing his body parts, the dwarf paints him up in a stone looking body paint and embeds him in some rock. As for his head… well. See below.

This might be weird kink overload.

This might be weird kink overload.

A magically displaced head in a urinal. He gets a reward if he looks like he enjoys himself. Well… fake it until you make it Screwjob!

Roomy back here eh?

Roomy back here eh?

A centaur getting a armful. This character is actually a hermaphrodite if I recall correctly. Although POV means it’s really up to you to interpret this how you want. Feel free to accept or reject the mental image of horse vagina.

Terrestrial gorilla meet space gorilla.

Terrestrial gorilla meet space gorilla.

This was done as a gift / trade series for Corwyn. He asked for a Krogan and a Gorilla. I’ve seen some opinions expressed about this piece, basically asking why anyone would ever think to combine the two. Well, why not?

...and so on.

…and so on.

A tight squeeze on those four fat nuts. Should it be any other way? I think not.

Climbing back up from the edge of the world…

Climbing back up from the edge of the world…

Guys, guys.  I fell off the edge of the world, but I’m back. And with a stockpile from the last four months of 2014.

Magically displaced body parts, and tight leather. A good combo.

Magically displaced body parts, and tight leather. A good combo.

It’s kinda weird going back and looking at these months old pieces of artwork. This was a weird one. Rings of displacement are always something that’s kinda hard to explain, if the visuals don’t communicate the mechanics of what’s going on here. Magical rings that safely displace body parts across space. Removal of the rings requires reattachment. Unless there’s some kind of dispel magic involved. However, generally not a good alternative, because it’s not always clear which way the spatial distortion will reverse. You might get your dick back… or you might suddenly rejoin your dick on the other side.

Gosh this is really weird.

Gosh this is really weird.

Delicious orc porkings and double sided blowjobs. Only in extreme fantasy porn.

Extra dicks is not everyones fetish, but I doubt anyone would turn it down if they woke up with an extra dick.

Extra dicks is not everyones fetish, but I doubt anyone would turn it down if they woke up with an extra dick.

Slapping extra dicks on a character isn’t something I personally do very often with character designs. It’s one of those design choices that you need to be extremely frugal with. However this isn’t my character, so no holds bared.

Awkward Bouncer Boner

Awkward Bouncer Boner

Can’t remember all the story behind this one. But it involves a bouncer wearing a kilt, trying to bounce some rowdy dwarves, only to be embarrassed when one reveals his inopportune boner.

Seriously don't try this at home. Alcohol enemas are incredibly dangerous.

Seriously don’t try this at home. Alcohol enemas are incredibly dangerous.

And here’s that bouncer again, apparently wound up as a captive of one of those dwarves. Don’t worry, whatever is in that bottle I doubt it has a very high alcohol content. Don’t waste the good stuff on an ass.

Classic Story: Tiger meets Wolf

Classic Story: Tiger meets Wolf

And just a couple of manimals doing what manimals do best. Putting their dicks in their fellow man. Cheers.

I’ll throw up a couple more soon. Cheers.