Legally Binding

Legally Binding

Someone reminded me of this old image I did. Apparently I used to have it posted here, prior to switching over to the wordpress format. So here it is. Along with some other old images.

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Legally Binding

It’s kind of a visually confusing image. Between the reflections and semi-transparent glass. The image below shows the scene without the glass. Featured in this image are some some creatures I designed and drew a couple times, but were forgotten over the years. They’re big bearish cat like brutes with two dicks and very wide curving rows of spiked teeth.

 

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This guy was apparently an aging unicorn satyr

What kind of creature is he? Seems like someone who should have become a character rather than just a one off monster-man. Although I can understand why I didn’t draw him again. I have a love-hate relationship with Satyrs. I love them for being fuzzy horn-dogs. I hate them for their stupid goat legs. It looks wrong to draw satyr without them, but goat legs are nonsense on a biped.

 

 

Blue Hammer Time

It’s not easy being teal

I was browsing through my 2009-2010 art folder. Found this. It was one of the better pieces of that year. So I thought I’d include it, although I don’t have much to say about this teal colored dwarf.

 

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Would be a pretty slippery orgy I’d imagine

 

Another goodie from years ago. Not much to say, other than this rule 34 of mudmen was a first.

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Sploosh

Ian Butane was a character I started making up a world for, without really drawing much of him. He showed up here and there before disappearing. I think I made his origin backstory too complicated and weird. Maybe this long haired bearded dreamboat will see a return someday.

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Bulbous plant buggery

This dwarf sat on the wrong plant. Now his lower orifice is going to get majorly probed. One of the better images from 2010.

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Chameleon need more love

When it comes to anthropomorphic animal men, lizards are never my first choice. If they were, Chameleon men all the way. Sad that I did this picture in black and white. I’d love to do a colorful chameleon man.

Giant dongs and other tales

Giant dongs and other tales

Well, I let another giant pile of art stack up. So here we go. It’s a big one.

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Our ever ambitious cock thief has two new trophies.

Driven to acquire even bigger dongs than before, he employed an enchanter to create much large rings of displacement. The story of his brave adventure acquiring these giant phallus begins with- oh? what’s that? You don’t want to know how he got them, just what he’s going to do with them? Oh well, I’ll have to leave that one up to your imagination.

 

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Pig Pirate Slave Ship

Commissioned image for a fantasy the commissioner had in mind. A ship full of pig pirates who enslave people for their personal pleasure. Pretty simple but very intense. Important to note that what this image doesn’t convey is that this is happening below deck on a sailing ship.

 

Failed cock thief gets his just deserts

Failed cock thief gets his just deserts

A cock thief trying to use the magical rings of displacement to abscond with the wiener of someone rich and powerful, winds up getting caught. As punishment the rings are used on him, and forced to fuck himself by a golem wearing his displaced dick. With an up close view, thanks to a displaced head.

To repeat. Rings of displacement are magic in a fictional universe. In no way do I support or condone gore or dismemberment in my artwork.

Homework eating monsters got new jobs eating something else...

Homework eating monsters got new jobs eating something else…

So this commission was a doozey of an obscure Rule 34. The commissioner originally wanted to keep it a secret. I think someone already guessed it over on FA. But I’ll leave it up to you to discover just what 90’s cartoon from your childhood this is ruining.

Looking at it now, I can see where some of the lighting is actually terribly wrong. Ugh.

Fisting a foreskin is a novel, albeit fictional, experience

Fisting a foreskin is a novel, albeit fictional, experience

This and all the images following it are not commissions, but stuff I made for myself, just for fun. I think I tried this idea once before, but it was shaded and over ambitious. Anyway, a giant cyclops is having his stuff played with by puny humans. Looks like everyone involved is having fun.

The only true way to defeat a space monster, brave adventurer

The only true way to defeat a space monster, brave adventurer

I dunno what inspired this exactly. Something about the hokey looking space adventurers on the cover of pulp-fiction sci-fi novels from decades gone past (which I wasn’t alive for). Mostly just another excuse to draw a guy handling an oversized dick. Just so everyone knows, I am a religious man. I have a god… and it’s a giant phallus.

You don't have to be hung to be a dom... but it helps

You don’t have to be hung to be a dom… but it helps

Dwarves pushing around large orcs. Something about that really resonates in my brain. Maybe it was a certain set of erotic fiction I once read. Hmmm…

This picture was also fun with builds. I like to show a certain amount of diversity in my characters. If you ever notice that I draw (X anatomy) the same in all my work, and it needs a little more variety and life. Or simply accuracy. Do not hold back. Let me know.

Modestly endowed dwarfs rule

Modestly endowed dwarfs rule

This was drawn prior to the hung dwarf above and was intended to have a giant dong. Then I felt differently. The focus of this picture instead being on the swath of dark fuzz on his belly.

That’s all for now. Enjoy!

Ghosts and disembodied dicks

Ghosts and disembodied dicks
Ectogasms, Alcohol, and Cigars.

Ectogasms, Alcohol, and Cigars.

When Blazingcheeks approached me about a commission featuring his 3 ghost characters, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse. Plus I love these sorts of textures. Smoke and glistening ghost flesh.

Magical limb theft is a crime with a hefty sentence.

Magical limb theft is a crime with a hefty sentence.

This human thief sold these magical rings to a whole bunch of orcs. Not telling them that the rings are actually imbued with spatial displacement magic. Then in the night, he can easily pluck their ripe man fruit…

Of course, it’s not all rolling around in tender orc sausages. It’s a big responsibility to look after so many flesh-fountains. Carrying around a suspiciously full keg, and never sharing a drink with anyone tends to draw attention to a traveler.

But once he gets them back to his hideout, these thief is home free. Adding another score to his collection.

Hah hah! Yes, a truer shot was never loosed!

Hah hah! Yes, a truer shot was never loosed!

Hawkeye Gough! My favorite character from Dark Souls. The blind giant archer who spends all his time retired in his tower, whittling wooden sculptures. What a swell guy. This picture doesn’t convey exactly how giant he is. A human can easily walk between his legs without tickling his balls.

These orcs are about to bathe this fellahs crotch in thick drool.

These orcs are about to bathe this fellahs crotch in thick drool.

A nice little commission of orcs looking over a human who fell prey to their trap. I like this design for orcs. Has a little more gorilla flavor. Nice big mouths with pointier tusks.

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

I have some messy boys here, playing with their food.

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Horny Simian Popsicle Mascot

Was part of my ape-man kick I was on the other day. I was getting frustrated by my desktops monitors resolution (the laptop I usually work on is out of order at the moment, but it’s still on warranty though so don’t worry) because it makes all my black and white artwork little a bit too grainy. So I decided to do something painterly. This whole image was just a big happy accident. No planning or anything.

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Soldier covering himself in honey, from a scene in A Cold Day In Hell.

I was really disappointed in the lack-luster portrayals this scene has gotten so far. So I went a little bananas and made a really quality rendition. I just had to properly render that manly crotch coated in a deluge of honey. Thank you Valve, for such wonderful fan-service. Also in my head-canon Soldier has a foreskin. I think it’s a tad ironic, given his absurd American patriotism. It fits in well with the other ironic contradictions in his character, like being named Jane and not actually being a Soldier. Plus it just makes his honey covered dick all the yummier.

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Physical inspections…

A dwarf physically inspecting a line of orcs. Inspired by a similar scene from the Lord of the Rings movies.

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Sucking up to the boss.

Usually does not involve actual cock sucking. This is rule 34 of a character from Space Quest IV. The manager of the burger place, Snarkgurgle Snuffleslurple, and the main protagonist, Roger Wilco. You’ll either get it or you won’t. If you haven’t played Space Quest IV, just enjoy the pigman blowjob.

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Tarzan, realistic wildman.

Commissioner asked me to draw a realistic Tarzan. Sans loincloth and very hairy. I think it worked out quite well. I always enjoy drawing hairy wildmen.

2014 has been slow for art

2014 has been slow for art

I didn’t do much drawing this year, to start… anyway. So I was waiting until I had a tidy pile to upload.

Well I waited too long, so I’ve got a huge stack to put up. Some of it has already been posted elsewhere. Starting out

with some sketches…

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This hellspawn looks sort of uncomfortable in his polo shirt and khaki pants.

This recently deceased man has shown up in hell, only to discover it’s been re-branded as a paradise resort. When welcomed by a very unenthusiastic demon who barely fits into his uniform, he hides his little pecker in embarrassment when he spies the log in the demon’s pant leg.

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An orc with a cock-lust only you can save him from!

I drew this sketch a while ago. Just needed to see a big guy looking menacingly at a dick. He’s going to give it a real mean sucking.

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Underwear parties at this apes house always end the same way.

Not much story to this one as there was the others. Just an excuse to draw a chubby human guy and a big ape guy in underwear… and boners… and big grins that you can only manage if you’re a huge cock sucker presenting a huge cock you just sucked.

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Goblins may be small but they’re still quite a mouthful.

Did this for a guy who I owed a favor. So I drew him an orc blowing this goblin from a Hearthstone card he liked the look of.

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Romantic pairing between unlikely lovers.

A knight and a brutish brigand. On the floor of a hay filled barn they’re talking or something.

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Or something…

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Inside the dirty minds of goblins who like rough sex with big orcs.

The text in the image conveys a lot of the story. In short, the goblin intentionally teased his way into this situation. A commission for a guy with a goblin character, this is him… Rafle.

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Sloppy goblin butt plowing.

Another commission for the same guy as the previous image. More goblin butt filling hi-jinx. This time featuring a big red orc chief.

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Rage beasts need to relax sometimes too…

I always love drawing dudes masturbating. It’s an activity that I’m very fond of, and it’s something you can guarantee everyone else has done at least once. In a lot of cases it’s a handy way to portray a character or creature sexually without violating canon (see nearly every homosexual pairing r34 image ever) or making them do some unspeakably uncharacteristically kinky sex act.

This doesn’t really apply this creature though, since as far as I know he’s not really from anything. I just wanted to take the opportunity to mention how much I love drawing men masturbating and specifically why.

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Monster buttsex: Does not contain humans.

This was a commission, featuring the commissioners original character and an ogre. This centaur is actually a hermaphrodite, though that’s not exactly clear from this perspective. Seems like the second time I’ve drawn this sort of thing… don’t get any ideas though people. Probably won’t be drawing actual vaginas in my work any time soon.

Some art from November / December

Some art from November / December

Black Dragon Kalameat

Black Dragon Kalameet from Dark Souls, admiring his Black Dragon Meat. Masturbation must be awesome with telekinesis.

His favorite couch in the house

…is covered in weird stains. It’s now everyone’s least favorite couch.

Trundle's Icy Mace-terbation

That was the best fantasy based wank pun ever written. Today, by me, on this site…

A little taste.

Wasn’t very proud of this. Gargoyles characters aren’t my strong point.

Let's play guess this obscure Rule 34!

This was commissioned by a guy. I had very little to go on for the character reference, but I did the best I could. But if you know who this is, you grew up watching Nickelodeon in the 90’s.

 

Zinyak. A Request Honored

Zinyak. A Request Honored

So it completely slipped my mind that I never actually posted these images. I think I posted one or two on FA… but I did a whole slew of alternate dick designs for this alien overlord.

Classic Zinyak. Wine and a big slithery dick.

You know he likes to relax like this. Put some some classical music, then takes a peak into his favorite sadistic torture simulation.

Reduce size, multiply x3

Someone suggested a trifurcated design. So I went with it. Gotta love those images that make me add the “multiple dicks” tag to the post.

An aggressively external design.

For those of you who like your aliens with their balls on the outside. And penis spines. And a blunt tip. Yikes!

Just as dangerous looking as the last one.

These dicks look like torture devices… but I don’t think I’ll get many complaints on that count.

Easily the weakest of the designs, fun but not my favorite.

His dick here is a beautiful flower, or butterfly… or the gaping maw of a hell worm. I’m sure it’s all the same when it’s squirming around inside you.

And doubt very much that this is consensual.

Zinjai, the assistant of Zinyak. Getting his ass thoroughly plowed. Also with an entirely different dick than any of the above. I’m guessing that Zinyak has some kind of metamorphic penis technology or something. Hell, he had much more reality breaking tech than that… but no spoilers here. Go play Saints Row IV right now.

Christmas: In retrospect

Christmas: In retrospect

Here’s a handful of Christmas themed porn I drew in December.

Goofy gets exactly what he wants for Christmas

I did a pair of images as a sequel to last years Goofy x Pete Christmas picture.

Doning the Santa hat, Goofy gives Pete a little something too!

These two pals are really getting into the spirit of the season. I think my favorite part of this pairing is the difference in builds and dick size. It helps that they’re memorable cartoon characters, but it’s their relate-able human attributes that really makes it a zinger.

Santa and Krampus work together... and play together.

Wish you could see more of that hunky demon in this picture. But we all know what he looks like, after all… it’s not as if he’s been totally excised from modern American folk stories about Santa Claus or anything.

Here’s to wishing those Coca-Cola commercials would include Krampus. Happy New Year everyone!

Edge of the World Update

Edge of the World Update

I fell off the edge of the world, but I’m back now. So here’s a giant splash of images I’ve done recently.

A frat pledge discovers there's something strange going on at this fraternity.

Waking up with strangely deformed genitals is pretty freaky. I would imagine. In this story of the commissioners, this fraternity they turn some pledges into cow-boys. They milk them to make some kind of milk with steroid like properties. This particular guy, once he’s done doing his duty as a pledge (and reverted back to normal) will get his fill of the milk and chance to tend to a pledge of his own.

They won't fit, quit deluding yourself.

Our cow-boy from earlier in color and… attempting to get into a pair of pants. I don’t think he’s going out in public for a while.

Orcs can be purple... right?

I was commissioned to do a character sheet for a purple orc with white hair. His beard also has a ghost in it that makes it wiggle around on its own. I had fun painting this, but definitely more involved than I’m used to.

Stocky pony with fluff all over.

Commissioner wanted a fluffy dwarfish pony, and damnit I gave it to them!

Stocky Pony with a Boney Stalk.

A second version, with dick out. Self explanatory.

Mareg, was really pent up after hunting Melfice for years.

A character from an RPG I really liked when I was younger. Grandia II had this big beast man who was angry with vengeance, but compassionate towards android-girls and boy-kings. I loved him, he was the best. Until I looked back later and realized his design was pretty goofy. His ears are big teddy bear ears. In general he just looked generic. I couldn’t bring myself to draw him until this picture. As one of my first “big guy” crushes in fiction, this has been a long time coming.

Two guys, a cow, and a watering hole.

Commission for Gigaguess, who also commissioned the frat boy with an udder further up, are guaranteed to be strange. The story behind this one is that these two fellows and a female cow got transformed and combined into one body. Complete with double front dick and cow vagina on their back end. Then, released into a maze they’re let to wander around. Unaware of the (other) monster in the maze with them. Concluded below.

What is this I don't even.

The two guys have their cow parts banged up by a giant bull man. As nature intended.

Demonic possession by a lust demon.

My favorite kind of possession. Another Gigaguess commission. This cop follows an anonymous tip, finds himself in a warehouse used by some kind of cult. They use him to summon and contain a demon for their own nefarious ends.

The result is not what they expected.

Maybe they should have figured out what exactly the kind of demon they were summoning. A minor lust demon, doesn’t really do much more than get people to fuck. Ah well, these things happen.

Screwjobs new situation.

Zyxxs has this character, a troll from the Shadow Run universe named Screwjob. Here he’s been turned into a tattooed sex slave. Everything pierced with his horns cropped and his hair in a mo-hawk. Now they’re pissing on him? Oh they just went too far!

 

The city guard is always ready to help!

I did this a while ago, might’ve even posted it on FA. So here’s the full resolution of the image.

Yee-haw!

A sketch I did for a guy. Dwarf riding a giant dick. They’re on the edge of a cliff or something…

Don't try and lecture local giants about their public nudity.

It just gets you stuffed in their foreskins, and no one want’s that…

It’s hard time naming these…

It’s hard time naming these…

It’s like… these posts go up with a date. So it’s so pointless to be like “here’s some art I made in or around October.” In this case, this stuff was from September and I’m only posting it now. I would claim that I’m posting these for free, but a lot of them are commissions, while delivered to the one who paid for them, were paid for.

So let’s see what I’ve got in my back log of smutty inks.

Telekinesis is REALLY helpful if you've got short stubby arms like Guldo

Our good friend from Dragon Ball Z. The Ginyu Force gets some R34 love, but this guy has literally nothing. I can understand why. He’s fat, stumpy, and has the cutest pair of eyes on the side of his head. Clearly, they’re just jealous. A commissioner who is known for getting only the most rare of R34 images asked me to draw this, and as usual, I couldn’t refuse. I am so very glad that my first and only DBZ image is of this character. The hipster in me demands it.

As far as the story of the image… I’m not quite sure, all I know is what you and anyone else can see. Guldo is using his telekinesis to pound his ass with massive dildo and record it all for posterity. Well done!

Father and Son make a deal with the devil, the whole ordeal brings them closer than ever before.

The demon in this case belongs to the commissioner. I think this image also helped me overcome my aversion to drawing harnesses. I always made the straps too thick. I think I’ve got them figured out a little better. More to come on this little sequence.

 

Permanently bonded, they become very comfortable with one another.

Even removing the leather harness didn’t fix their situation. You can see the straps and seal are permanently imprinted on their skin. When they discovered they shared their pleasure a conclusion like this was inevitable. It’s not incest if you are the same body. Which is a poor justification for the dildo in their ass or all the kissing they do.

Ratkin King gets what Ratkin King wants

I have only one thing to say about this. I want his throne. Looks like a very firm seat.

Overbearing bear is overbearing

The commissioner of this image allowed me to use an original character in the pairing. This catman with the muttonchops doesn’t have a name yet, but he’s a cool guy and doesn’t mind terribly getting manhandled by massive bear men.