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Personal Art Backlog

Personal Art Backlog

Well. Just like the previous post, I had a massive backlog of art I hadn’t uploaded here. Some of which has appeared elsewhere, resized,

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Cosmic Minotaur

This was just something I felt like doing. Handsome wide man-beast, with gratuitous magical effects.

It's a custom of their people to shake after a mutual masturbation session to seal business deals.

Shake on it?

It’s a custom of their people to shake after a mutual masturbation session to seal business deals. Who are you to say that he’s making it up, you’re a stranger in this land. Just palm his jizzy hand already.

What would you do?

What would YOU do?

Upon being asked for his consideration on this question by the wizard census bureau, this dwarf conjured this image up in his mind and in an instant the wizard’s magic crystal ball captured it for the record books.

In many ways the magic crystal ball ushured in a new era of illiteracy and a resurgence in a kind of oral tradition. A kind of A/V tradition. But also it gave us a glimpse into the hidden world of the imaginations of dwarves, who were once thought to be an austere and stoic people.

Magictek armor with built in crotch rocket!

Magitech Armor: Highly mobile!

Just something I was toying around with for a sci-fantasy setting. The guy riding inside would be my half-orc Sedgely Sodkakk. Featured below.

Sedgely Sodkakk: The magic fool

Sedgely Sodkakk: The magic fool

Sedgely was originally a character I created for a generic Pathfinder adventure. But he quickly become super endearing. He was socially oblivious, foolish yet persistent, and unbelievably lucky. Some found him obnoxious and useless (his party) but others found him hilarious and entertaining (a leprechaun). By the way, he did actually fall off a cliff into the sea. He survived though.

Wet Dream.

His Recurring Wet Dream

In most wet dreams, you wake up with jizz in your pants. Not all over your face. Just what is the meaning of these persistent dreams? Who is this ominous shadow of a form, whose only discernible trait is the strangely patterned dick. Who knows, and oh well…

PRESTIDIGITATION!

PRESTIDIGITATION!

A spell with many uses. Most commonly used by magic users to clean up quickly. Although it does leave a distinct odor of magic behind. Mage’s aren’t “unhygienic” but that doesn’t mean people still want to be around them. Why doesn’t anyone point it out? Well are you really going to be rude to someone who wields arcane power?

Unrivaled Oral Skills

Unrivaled Oral Skills

Just an impulsive sketch I did, wank bank material. Minotaur blowing an orc. I just imagine those lips would feel pretty good.

Public Sex on Planet Pervonia

Public Sex on Planet Pervonia

Just something I did, experimenting with some methods of creating line work based on a selection. Turned out nice and crisp, but was ultimately time consuming and too “automatic.” Not enough character in the lines. All the interior lines were still my own pen strokes. Speaking of strokes. That fuzzy little guy is one reach away from touching 3 dicks at once. A new personal record! But pretty run of the mill stuff on Pervonia: the brothel planet.

If dicks grew on trees!

If dicks grew on trees!

Inspired by an ancient medieval manuscript. Illustrating maidens picking dicks off of trees. Well, not maidens this time around. Seems the younger of the two is quite new to the experience and is a little over eager.

Giant Kong Finger Prod

King Kong Finger Prod

Inspired by a still frame from the old King Kong film. Replacing the damsel in distress with a mansel in undress. What fun! Lifting hairy blond hunks out of their bedrooms. My kind of giant ape.

Demonic Tea Party

Demonic Tea Party

Party invites are instantaneous transportation to a hell of his creation. Berylndionusel, a demon of many talents, perhaps if you made a pact with him he could teach you to master some of them yourself.

Pride of the Lion Clan Warrior

Don’t Look!

Rule #34 of the Lion Warrior from the Shaded Wood in Dark Souls II.

They are cursed and believe that this makes them so hideous! They attack anyone who comes near, to drive away people who might see them.

That is so damn adorable.

R34 Love God

Love God

I don’t doubt he sets people up with himself … like… all the time.

This is Rule34 of a character from the Disney cartoon show Gravity Falls. The Love God. A cupid-esque fellow who over eats and sets people up with love potions.

I rarely get the impulse to do Rule34… Usually I like to keep to the original style of whatever the source material is. This time however I decided to do a much more realistic version of the Love God. He’s from the episode with the same name, in season two. In case you want to know more about him.

Watercolor experimentation

Watercolor Satyr

I just wanted to experiment with creating a watercolor looking effect. I don’t think this was a true success, but it’s better than all the times I tried in the past.

Coming to a 1980's Furry Theater near you!

Coming to a 1980’s Furry Theater near you!

One Day… A large glowing pink celestial body appeared in the sky. Then anthropomorphic animal men appeared, neon in color, and with strange customs. No one knew quite what to do, but they were eager to work. So they became gainfully employed in almost every sector of life. Although early on, their refusal to wear clothing was the cause of a lot of problems, eventually human kind came to accept their ways.

However, they live by a specific code. The Law of Snowflakes. This dictates that no two manimals may have the same name, which are directly tied to their description and role. If there is conflict of wills over who is truly the unique owner of a title, the decision will be settled… on the battlefield! *If a resolution can’t be solved in the bedroom that is!

Inspector Samurai Cat specifically trained as a Samurai to keep his job as Police Inspector, so as to avoid conflict with Police Inspector Cat.

His co-workers, Craig Daniels, Sergent Polar Bear, and Chelsea Chevron are also his good friends.

Also magical jizzing katana. Who fucking knows why. I felt like gooey special effects.

I found myself drawing this fellow a while ago, something to spite my own personal sneers at furry character designs who have human hair. I thought to myself, “I know it’s dumb, but I’m going to use that as a challenge to see if I can create a version of “neon colored furry with human hair” that suits my sensibilities.” From there, the 80’s thing just kinda snuck in. Blame it being a popular trend lately. Although, I specifically blame Buying Time, Kung Fury, and Moonbeam City for the inspiration.

Commissioned Artwork Dump

Commissioned Artwork Dump

Another batch of artwork done for other peeps.

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Monster Milking

I improvised the design for this monster milker. It’s sort of like a organ grinder (the street performer instrument) but… looks like its still being used as an organ grinder. The monster is a kind of genetically altered green spunk factory. I really liked the commissioners directions on this one, because he’s really up for it. Unlike a lot of weird milking scenes, they always have to chain the big dudes up. It’s like… wait sec, how much do you really need to do to get a big meaty mass of a man to hump a faux vagina?

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Monster Filling

Oh Looks like this is what the goblins are doing with the monster spunk. Giving bugbears green jizz enemas. Probably to give him mutant strength for a while. Yup, these Stat Buffs require more than drinking a simple potion. If you want the power, you gotta butt chug.

 

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Green Eggs and Ham

Just an orc sailor working on the dock in his normal work attire, nothing to see here move along.

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Monster men having a monster bang.

It’s been a while since I worked on this one. I actually don’t have much to say. Other than I enjoyed working on these guys, thy were nice and weird.

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Varric Reads

One of his books perhaps? I don’t play this game series. However I was informed that he is unavailable for romance because of a girlfriend in far off lands? Something to that effect. So this kind of scene is probably very normal for him. I always love to do R34 that’s in canon. The best way to handle “he’s straight” is “straight guys wank too.”

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Satyr Frolicking

Nothing too complex here. Just a chubby satyr man frolicking through the bone zone. Hint, everywhere outdoors is the bone zone for Satyrs. This is actually the commissioners wizard character, transformed into a Satyr.

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Monster men have a monster bang two: Minotaur Boogaloo

Yup, he’s got that bull by the balls and riding him hard. It’s just as the ancient prophecies predicted.

Commission work of 2015

Commission work of 2015

I realize updates to this site have been somewhere in between lacking and totally non-existent this year. So instead of trying to break up a few uploads into parts, I’m just going to do a full upload of all the unposted commission work from the last four months. Enjoy.

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The royal flag pole flies the colors

Starting with fuzzy little gem. A dwarf king, all decorated up in gold jewelry and nothing else. He’s got his foot on a bulbous green rump. See the image below for more on that.

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Administrator of the Royal Genital Affairs

A very very important position. He’s very good at his job by the way. I’m normally not all that fascinated by hoods and blindfolds, but the combination of utility that those rings would provide makes a lot of sense.

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Transformative Introspection

My official policy on transformation sequences is usually a big “no.” I don’t like doing sequences. Which is when this commissioner got clever and asked for a single image that cleverly encapsulates a before and after using a mirror. The official story behind this transformation is biological in its explanation. The mirror isn’t REALLY showing his original form, it’s all just metaphorical. So no, it’s not a magic mirror or anything. I do personally like the metaphorical transformation.

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Magical displacement gives a new perspective on his place in this relationship.

A very weird image. Very e-fetish. Well… anything involving magical displacement of body parts (this me dancing around using the word “dismembered” because that brings to mind a very un-sexy kind of imagery) is going to be e-fetish material. Those little fantasies so removed from reality that it’s almost hard to think of them as weird. There’s almost an uncanny valley for bizarre fetishes. The clearer it is that it’s fiction, the easier it is to fap to.

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Demon for a day

A fellow with a new set of horns and hooves because he fondled the wrong magical artifact. Nothing much more to it than that. The snake tail looks like it’s coming out of his butt… but… oh well.

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Gargoyles =/= Grotesques

A Gargoyle is an architectural statue that’s linked up to the gutter system. They pour water through their mouths. Grotesques are just statues. Both are ugly monsters though. I guess at a certain point it’s just splitting hairs, but Disney’s Gargoyles was inaccurately named. This guy could technically be considered a Gargoyle I suppose. Considering his spout.

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A Kolbold Topping – Gigantic Dragon Whimpers – Mythic Faggotry

Most of my works needs very little explanation. It is exactly what it is.

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Alphachimerical

He’s part human, ogre, and dragon. Some kind of magical hybrid creature. He’s got a cross breed dick… s…

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The two towers of New Boner City

I rarely draw multi-dicked creatures. Not because I’m against them, but because they need to remain rare among my work to remain special. Commissioner’s characters don’t really count however.

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The thumbnail for this panoramic comic does not do it justice!

I am really open about my preference for size-difference. Usually it’s only a few feet of difference, this image really defines the upper limits of my appreciation for size difference. Love this pairing though. Wished I had fit more of those little monsters on him. Would’ve been great to have them be like a mountain of tribbles overwhelming him.

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Relative (dis)comfort with the situation.

Just some lizard guys in naked company with each other, having a conversation. Some are just more comfortable in their own skin I suppose.

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Character sheet for Ash and Minos

Characters belong to the commissioner, but I’ve drawn them twice in the past. This is the orc who, after a brisk handjob in a stream, asks his minotaur pal if he “wan’ sum fuck.” Minotaur definitely obliged. I love orcs and minotaurs.They’re a good staple of the genre.

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Wrapped up in himself.

Hank McCoy’s past and present self, having a good hump. Based on some canonical time travel stuff from the comics. Hank is my favorite member of the X-men.

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Furry mouth fillings.

I think racoon is cool guy, eh humps faces and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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Hotdog!

Hotdogging Quasimodo of Hunchback of Notre dame. A part of a past sequence, involving this character. I feel like I managed to capture him reasonably well… but ehh… deformities are still not my strong suit.

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Gooey foreskin is my drug of choice

Seriously I’m totally addicted. If it wasn’t clear to everyone already. I have an wavering love for intact penises. They are a biomechanical marvel and sensual miracle.

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Frotting with the Up-Side-Down Man

Part of a sequence. I may repost the completed sequence once they’re all lined up together. A fantastically strange character. Lenk, the man with a dick for a head and a head for a dick. Based on some earlier commission work I did for another commissioner.

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Worn out orc’s make good chairs.

Here you can see clearly what Lenk has between his legs. A long haired bearded man. Without color you can’t really tell that he’s blonde, but that is the case I assure you.

Climbing back up from the edge of the world…

Climbing back up from the edge of the world…

Guys, guys.  I fell off the edge of the world, but I’m back. And with a stockpile from the last four months of 2014.

Magically displaced body parts, and tight leather. A good combo.

Magically displaced body parts, and tight leather. A good combo.

It’s kinda weird going back and looking at these months old pieces of artwork. This was a weird one. Rings of displacement are always something that’s kinda hard to explain, if the visuals don’t communicate the mechanics of what’s going on here. Magical rings that safely displace body parts across space. Removal of the rings requires reattachment. Unless there’s some kind of dispel magic involved. However, generally not a good alternative, because it’s not always clear which way the spatial distortion will reverse. You might get your dick back… or you might suddenly rejoin your dick on the other side.

Gosh this is really weird.

Gosh this is really weird.

Delicious orc porkings and double sided blowjobs. Only in extreme fantasy porn.

Extra dicks is not everyones fetish, but I doubt anyone would turn it down if they woke up with an extra dick.

Extra dicks is not everyones fetish, but I doubt anyone would turn it down if they woke up with an extra dick.

Slapping extra dicks on a character isn’t something I personally do very often with character designs. It’s one of those design choices that you need to be extremely frugal with. However this isn’t my character, so no holds bared.

Awkward Bouncer Boner

Awkward Bouncer Boner

Can’t remember all the story behind this one. But it involves a bouncer wearing a kilt, trying to bounce some rowdy dwarves, only to be embarrassed when one reveals his inopportune boner.

Seriously don't try this at home. Alcohol enemas are incredibly dangerous.

Seriously don’t try this at home. Alcohol enemas are incredibly dangerous.

And here’s that bouncer again, apparently wound up as a captive of one of those dwarves. Don’t worry, whatever is in that bottle I doubt it has a very high alcohol content. Don’t waste the good stuff on an ass.

Classic Story: Tiger meets Wolf

Classic Story: Tiger meets Wolf

And just a couple of manimals doing what manimals do best. Putting their dicks in their fellow man. Cheers.

I’ll throw up a couple more soon. Cheers.

Legally Binding

Legally Binding

Someone reminded me of this old image I did. Apparently I used to have it posted here, prior to switching over to the wordpress format. So here it is. Along with some other old images.

Legally Binding 01

Legally Binding

It’s kind of a visually confusing image. Between the reflections and semi-transparent glass. The image below shows the scene without the glass. Featured in this image are some some creatures I designed and drew a couple times, but were forgotten over the years. They’re big bearish cat like brutes with two dicks and very wide curving rows of spiked teeth.

 

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This guy was apparently an aging unicorn satyr

What kind of creature is he? Seems like someone who should have become a character rather than just a one off monster-man. Although I can understand why I didn’t draw him again. I have a love-hate relationship with Satyrs. I love them for being fuzzy horn-dogs. I hate them for their stupid goat legs. It looks wrong to draw satyr without them, but goat legs are nonsense on a biped.

 

 

Blue Hammer Time

It’s not easy being teal

I was browsing through my 2009-2010 art folder. Found this. It was one of the better pieces of that year. So I thought I’d include it, although I don’t have much to say about this teal colored dwarf.

 

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Would be a pretty slippery orgy I’d imagine

 

Another goodie from years ago. Not much to say, other than this rule 34 of mudmen was a first.

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Sploosh

Ian Butane was a character I started making up a world for, without really drawing much of him. He showed up here and there before disappearing. I think I made his origin backstory too complicated and weird. Maybe this long haired bearded dreamboat will see a return someday.

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Bulbous plant buggery

This dwarf sat on the wrong plant. Now his lower orifice is going to get majorly probed. One of the better images from 2010.

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Chameleon need more love

When it comes to anthropomorphic animal men, lizards are never my first choice. If they were, Chameleon men all the way. Sad that I did this picture in black and white. I’d love to do a colorful chameleon man.

Giant dongs and other tales

Giant dongs and other tales

Well, I let another giant pile of art stack up. So here we go. It’s a big one.

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Our ever ambitious cock thief has two new trophies.

Driven to acquire even bigger dongs than before, he employed an enchanter to create much large rings of displacement. The story of his brave adventure acquiring these giant phallus begins with- oh? what’s that? You don’t want to know how he got them, just what he’s going to do with them? Oh well, I’ll have to leave that one up to your imagination.

 

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Pig Pirate Slave Ship

Commissioned image for a fantasy the commissioner had in mind. A ship full of pig pirates who enslave people for their personal pleasure. Pretty simple but very intense. Important to note that what this image doesn’t convey is that this is happening below deck on a sailing ship.

 

Failed cock thief gets his just deserts

Failed cock thief gets his just deserts

A cock thief trying to use the magical rings of displacement to abscond with the wiener of someone rich and powerful, winds up getting caught. As punishment the rings are used on him, and forced to fuck himself by a golem wearing his displaced dick. With an up close view, thanks to a displaced head.

To repeat. Rings of displacement are magic in a fictional universe. In no way do I support or condone gore or dismemberment in my artwork.

Homework eating monsters got new jobs eating something else...

Homework eating monsters got new jobs eating something else…

So this commission was a doozey of an obscure Rule 34. The commissioner originally wanted to keep it a secret. I think someone already guessed it over on FA. But I’ll leave it up to you to discover just what 90’s cartoon from your childhood this is ruining.

Looking at it now, I can see where some of the lighting is actually terribly wrong. Ugh.

Fisting a foreskin is a novel, albeit fictional, experience

Fisting a foreskin is a novel, albeit fictional, experience

This and all the images following it are not commissions, but stuff I made for myself, just for fun. I think I tried this idea once before, but it was shaded and over ambitious. Anyway, a giant cyclops is having his stuff played with by puny humans. Looks like everyone involved is having fun.

The only true way to defeat a space monster, brave adventurer

The only true way to defeat a space monster, brave adventurer

I dunno what inspired this exactly. Something about the hokey looking space adventurers on the cover of pulp-fiction sci-fi novels from decades gone past (which I wasn’t alive for). Mostly just another excuse to draw a guy handling an oversized dick. Just so everyone knows, I am a religious man. I have a god… and it’s a giant phallus.

You don't have to be hung to be a dom... but it helps

You don’t have to be hung to be a dom… but it helps

Dwarves pushing around large orcs. Something about that really resonates in my brain. Maybe it was a certain set of erotic fiction I once read. Hmmm…

This picture was also fun with builds. I like to show a certain amount of diversity in my characters. If you ever notice that I draw (X anatomy) the same in all my work, and it needs a little more variety and life. Or simply accuracy. Do not hold back. Let me know.

Modestly endowed dwarfs rule

Modestly endowed dwarfs rule

This was drawn prior to the hung dwarf above and was intended to have a giant dong. Then I felt differently. The focus of this picture instead being on the swath of dark fuzz on his belly.

That’s all for now. Enjoy!

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

I have some messy boys here, playing with their food.

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Horny Simian Popsicle Mascot

Was part of my ape-man kick I was on the other day. I was getting frustrated by my desktops monitors resolution (the laptop I usually work on is out of order at the moment, but it’s still on warranty though so don’t worry) because it makes all my black and white artwork little a bit too grainy. So I decided to do something painterly. This whole image was just a big happy accident. No planning or anything.

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Soldier covering himself in honey, from a scene in A Cold Day In Hell.

I was really disappointed in the lack-luster portrayals this scene has gotten so far. So I went a little bananas and made a really quality rendition. I just had to properly render that manly crotch coated in a deluge of honey. Thank you Valve, for such wonderful fan-service. Also in my head-canon Soldier has a foreskin. I think it’s a tad ironic, given his absurd American patriotism. It fits in well with the other ironic contradictions in his character, like being named Jane and not actually being a Soldier. Plus it just makes his honey covered dick all the yummier.

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Physical inspections…

A dwarf physically inspecting a line of orcs. Inspired by a similar scene from the Lord of the Rings movies.

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Sucking up to the boss.

Usually does not involve actual cock sucking. This is rule 34 of a character from Space Quest IV. The manager of the burger place, Snarkgurgle Snuffleslurple, and the main protagonist, Roger Wilco. You’ll either get it or you won’t. If you haven’t played Space Quest IV, just enjoy the pigman blowjob.

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Tarzan, realistic wildman.

Commissioner asked me to draw a realistic Tarzan. Sans loincloth and very hairy. I think it worked out quite well. I always enjoy drawing hairy wildmen.

Six images of September

Six images of September

Had a small backlog of commissioned artwork recently. So I thought I’d update with a handful of them.

Big Bull Butt Fucking

I think looking back, the contrast between the anatomical styles is much too weird. I like the prospect of a chunky dwarf riding massive bull dicks, but these characters look like they’re from different worlds.

Heinkel and Darius

I’d imagine that Ape-men chimera give the best oral sex. I know these two have been done before, but any opportunity to draw such beastly masculine characters like them in a scene like this is something I can’t pass up. I tried to give as much detail as I could on what those fat lips would look like wrapped around Heinkel’s cock.

Fucked over the trough

Another image in the series that Zyxxs commissioned a while ago. You can see the rest here.

"You won't need this axe, I've got all the wood you need."

An elvish druid catches a man in his woods. Consequences ensue. Vine bondage is fun to draw. So are flowers with tentacle stamens.

As a dragon rider, bathing is a good time to bond with your mount.

The dragon rider knight is teaching his pupil that proper care for your dragon companion isn’t just responsible, but fun too! I love this image, possibly the best of all of these. It’s the tactile appeal of giant dragon tongue and dick, coupled with the idea of socially condoned and wholesome bestiality. I think that what makes good kinky porn.

8 legs and 9 cocks does a cocktopus make?

His eight legs split off from his thighs, so he still has a groin and butt cheeks. Not sure how much of his leg bones exist. Really, this blend between a mammal and a cephalopod is hard to wrap my brain around. Regardless, 9 dicks is really too much for one man to handle, but if he doesn’t lose his sanity, he’s got a guaranteed job in a freak show. Or porn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Summer of Porn

A Summer of Porn

Had quite a few commissions and other images. Here are five of the commissions I’ve done recently. I have more to share, but they’re themed and deserve their own post.

Lamia are to hypnosis as fish are to water

Part of many commissions I’ve done for Zsisron recently. Still not sure what my feelings are on hypnosis. I’ve gotten a lot of requests for it lately, probably from all the images I’ve done for Zsisron that feature it. The fantasy is… like I get it a totally willing a compliant sexual partner. Something about that though just doesn’t click in my brain.

This big ape dude is totally dreamy though. Again, TONS of snake details here. Although I am figuring out shortcuts to make drawing scales easier. Like keeping the details concentrated around the edges.

Fantasy Romance never looked so beefy

These two are cute. The size difference between them is three parts adorable to 5 parts incredibly hot. There’s a thought in my head that demands I explore these kinds of characters wrestling. Dwarves wrestling giant bull men. Not just in a sexual way, but also… in a sexual way.

That foot. It makes sense, but it looks wrong. I don’t know how else I could have posed it though. End of self critique.

Cum sucking plants are pretty typical flora in furry-land

Move along move along, nothing to see here.

Drawn mostly zoomed out at %50. Looks kinda funky at full resolution. But seriously what are you looking so close for?

Shadowrun / Adventure time cross over... somehow.

So this is great. What started as a generic fantasy themed image of an orc shaman forcing an elf paladin to become the host for a wolf spirit… became a much more modern fantasy themed image set in Shadowrun, where an orc shaman forces a party goer to become the host for a wolf spirit. Also, Party God. Because it fit. I hope it didn’t make this image too goofy.

There’s is nothing wrong with this image, it is perfect in every way.

Real warriors train naked

It’s just a fact. Real men fight with their balls out. Just finished this image, had a lot of fun coming up with the idea. The commissioner gave me room to do anything with his characters. So you see Minos and Ashimar, sparing in a dimly lit room. I drew these two previously boning in a stream while bathing after this sparing match. Consider this a prequel that led up to those two images. Here and There

D&D line-up

D&D line-up

I did a series of height charts depicting the seven standard playable races in fantasy role playing.  Of course I took some liberties here and there.  Some influence from D&D and Pathfinder’s rule sets, and jumping off into my own design with the gnomes.

It's like saying "what a rogue!"

Human and Elf Males holding the tools of their trade.

These two are great, but the differences are so obvious.  Human is messy, with hair and scruff everywhere.  Delightfully rogue-ish.  The elf is smooth and all his muscles are defined, his hair is a writhing prehensile mass of perfect leaves.  No stray hairs.

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They look so carefree, don't they?

Half-elves and half-orcs have problems fitting in.  Typically anyhow.  I drew them here, without a care in the world.  Not tied down to one world or another.  Part of me imagines that these are a tryouts for a porno in a modern set fantasy world.  Let’s me give these guys more specific character, instead of presenting them as the epitome of a “race.”  That’s such an absurd notion anyway.  The half-elf I imagine as a kind of hippy hipster.  Walks around barefoot most of the time, and when he’s not he’s mountain boarding through the woods.  (that’s skateboarding, but with wheels designed for rougher terrain.  It’s a real thing you guys!)  The half-orc is a straight forward guy, he’s not coy about sex, and is busy fondling himself right away.

three short guys

I had the halfling grouped with the half-elf and half-orc as a joke, but his height difference was just too jarring.

I like the subtle personalities of these fellas.  The gnome especially with his raised eye brow and apparent annoyance.  He makes a perfect librarian.  The design for the gnome was something of a struggle, because I wanted to do something a little more unique.  Which is always a risk with these kinds of things.  If it defies the audiences definition of what makes a thing a thing, people just roll there eyes and say “yeah right.”  Take those Twilight Vampires for example.  So giving the gnome monkey like characteristics might turn a few people off, but I think it makes a kind of sense.

Dick size for this line up was an issue I addressed by not giving too much of a fuck about it.  In the end, when I was working on the halfling, I decided that “hey screw it, I’ll give them all the same average size.”  Not all of them are fully erect either, so that kinda confuses things.  Needless to say, halfling came about a little better than everyone, making his penis to body size ratio a bit… skewed.  Also I made the half-orc and dwarves nuts a bit … large.  Whatever, I’m pleased with the general similarities in size.  Any variation can be attributed to normal size variation, because guess what fantasy role playing games, people are not templates!