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Ghosts and disembodied dicks

Ghosts and disembodied dicks
Ectogasms, Alcohol, and Cigars.

Ectogasms, Alcohol, and Cigars.

When Blazingcheeks approached me about a commission featuring his 3 ghost characters, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse. Plus I love these sorts of textures. Smoke and glistening ghost flesh.

Magical limb theft is a crime with a hefty sentence.

Magical limb theft is a crime with a hefty sentence.

This human thief sold these magical rings to a whole bunch of orcs. Not telling them that the rings are actually imbued with spatial displacement magic. Then in the night, he can easily pluck their ripe man fruit…

Of course, it’s not all rolling around in tender orc sausages. It’s a big responsibility to look after so many flesh-fountains. Carrying around a suspiciously full keg, and never sharing a drink with anyone tends to draw attention to a traveler.

But once he gets them back to his hideout, these thief is home free. Adding another score to his collection.

Hah hah! Yes, a truer shot was never loosed!

Hah hah! Yes, a truer shot was never loosed!

Hawkeye Gough! My favorite character from Dark Souls. The blind giant archer who spends all his time retired in his tower, whittling wooden sculptures. What a swell guy. This picture doesn’t convey exactly how giant he is. A human can easily walk between his legs without tickling his balls.

These orcs are about to bathe this fellahs crotch in thick drool.

These orcs are about to bathe this fellahs crotch in thick drool.

A nice little commission of orcs looking over a human who fell prey to their trap. I like this design for orcs. Has a little more gorilla flavor. Nice big mouths with pointier tusks.