Tag Archives: honey

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

Popsicle, Ape. Honey, Soldier.

I have some messy boys here, playing with their food.

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Horny Simian Popsicle Mascot

Was part of my ape-man kick I was on the other day. I was getting frustrated by my desktops monitors resolution (the laptop I usually work on is out of order at the moment, but it’s still on warranty though so don’t worry) because it makes all my black and white artwork little a bit too grainy. So I decided to do something painterly. This whole image was just a big happy accident. No planning or anything.

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Soldier covering himself in honey, from a scene in A Cold Day In Hell.

I was really disappointed in the lack-luster portrayals this scene has gotten so far. So I went a little bananas and made a really quality rendition. I just had to properly render that manly crotch coated in a deluge of honey. Thank you Valve, for such wonderful fan-service. Also in my head-canon Soldier has a foreskin. I think it’s a tad ironic, given his absurd American patriotism. It fits in well with the other ironic contradictions in his character, like being named Jane and not actually being a Soldier. Plus it just makes his honey covered dick all the yummier.

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Physical inspections…

A dwarf physically inspecting a line of orcs. Inspired by a similar scene from the Lord of the Rings movies.

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Sucking up to the boss.

Usually does not involve actual cock sucking. This is rule 34 of a character from Space Quest IV. The manager of the burger place, Snarkgurgle Snuffleslurple, and the main protagonist, Roger Wilco. You’ll either get it or you won’t. If you haven’t played Space Quest IV, just enjoy the pigman blowjob.

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Tarzan, realistic wildman.

Commissioner asked me to draw a realistic Tarzan. Sans loincloth and very hairy. I think it worked out quite well. I always enjoy drawing hairy wildmen.