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Personal Art Backlog

Personal Art Backlog

Well. Just like the previous post, I had a massive backlog of art I hadn’t uploaded here. Some of which has appeared elsewhere, resized,

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Cosmic Minotaur

This was just something I felt like doing. Handsome wide man-beast, with gratuitous magical effects.

It's a custom of their people to shake after a mutual masturbation session to seal business deals.

Shake on it?

It’s a custom of their people to shake after a mutual masturbation session to seal business deals. Who are you to say that he’s making it up, you’re a stranger in this land. Just palm his jizzy hand already.

What would you do?

What would YOU do?

Upon being asked for his consideration on this question by the wizard census bureau, this dwarf conjured this image up in his mind and in an instant the wizard’s magic crystal ball captured it for the record books.

In many ways the magic crystal ball ushured in a new era of illiteracy and a resurgence in a kind of oral tradition. A kind of A/V tradition. But also it gave us a glimpse into the hidden world of the imaginations of dwarves, who were once thought to be an austere and stoic people.

Magictek armor with built in crotch rocket!

Magitech Armor: Highly mobile!

Just something I was toying around with for a sci-fantasy setting. The guy riding inside would be my half-orc Sedgely Sodkakk. Featured below.

Sedgely Sodkakk: The magic fool

Sedgely Sodkakk: The magic fool

Sedgely was originally a character I created for a generic Pathfinder adventure. But he quickly become super endearing. He was socially oblivious, foolish yet persistent, and unbelievably lucky. Some found him obnoxious and useless (his party) but others found him hilarious and entertaining (a leprechaun). By the way, he did actually fall off a cliff into the sea. He survived though.

Wet Dream.

His Recurring Wet Dream

In most wet dreams, you wake up with jizz in your pants. Not all over your face. Just what is the meaning of these persistent dreams? Who is this ominous shadow of a form, whose only discernible trait is the strangely patterned dick. Who knows, and oh well…

PRESTIDIGITATION!

PRESTIDIGITATION!

A spell with many uses. Most commonly used by magic users to clean up quickly. Although it does leave a distinct odor of magic behind. Mage’s aren’t “unhygienic” but that doesn’t mean people still want to be around them. Why doesn’t anyone point it out? Well are you really going to be rude to someone who wields arcane power?

Unrivaled Oral Skills

Unrivaled Oral Skills

Just an impulsive sketch I did, wank bank material. Minotaur blowing an orc. I just imagine those lips would feel pretty good.

Public Sex on Planet Pervonia

Public Sex on Planet Pervonia

Just something I did, experimenting with some methods of creating line work based on a selection. Turned out nice and crisp, but was ultimately time consuming and too “automatic.” Not enough character in the lines. All the interior lines were still my own pen strokes. Speaking of strokes. That fuzzy little guy is one reach away from touching 3 dicks at once. A new personal record! But pretty run of the mill stuff on Pervonia: the brothel planet.

If dicks grew on trees!

If dicks grew on trees!

Inspired by an ancient medieval manuscript. Illustrating maidens picking dicks off of trees. Well, not maidens this time around. Seems the younger of the two is quite new to the experience and is a little over eager.

Giant Kong Finger Prod

King Kong Finger Prod

Inspired by a still frame from the old King Kong film. Replacing the damsel in distress with a mansel in undress. What fun! Lifting hairy blond hunks out of their bedrooms. My kind of giant ape.

Demonic Tea Party

Demonic Tea Party

Party invites are instantaneous transportation to a hell of his creation. Berylndionusel, a demon of many talents, perhaps if you made a pact with him he could teach you to master some of them yourself.

Pride of the Lion Clan Warrior

Don’t Look!

Rule #34 of the Lion Warrior from the Shaded Wood in Dark Souls II.

They are cursed and believe that this makes them so hideous! They attack anyone who comes near, to drive away people who might see them.

That is so damn adorable.

R34 Love God

Love God

I don’t doubt he sets people up with himself … like… all the time.

This is Rule34 of a character from the Disney cartoon show Gravity Falls. The Love God. A cupid-esque fellow who over eats and sets people up with love potions.

I rarely get the impulse to do Rule34… Usually I like to keep to the original style of whatever the source material is. This time however I decided to do a much more realistic version of the Love God. He’s from the episode with the same name, in season two. In case you want to know more about him.

Watercolor experimentation

Watercolor Satyr

I just wanted to experiment with creating a watercolor looking effect. I don’t think this was a true success, but it’s better than all the times I tried in the past.

Coming to a 1980's Furry Theater near you!

Coming to a 1980’s Furry Theater near you!

One Day… A large glowing pink celestial body appeared in the sky. Then anthropomorphic animal men appeared, neon in color, and with strange customs. No one knew quite what to do, but they were eager to work. So they became gainfully employed in almost every sector of life. Although early on, their refusal to wear clothing was the cause of a lot of problems, eventually human kind came to accept their ways.

However, they live by a specific code. The Law of Snowflakes. This dictates that no two manimals may have the same name, which are directly tied to their description and role. If there is conflict of wills over who is truly the unique owner of a title, the decision will be settled… on the battlefield! *If a resolution can’t be solved in the bedroom that is!

Inspector Samurai Cat specifically trained as a Samurai to keep his job as Police Inspector, so as to avoid conflict with Police Inspector Cat.

His co-workers, Craig Daniels, Sergent Polar Bear, and Chelsea Chevron are also his good friends.

Also magical jizzing katana. Who fucking knows why. I felt like gooey special effects.

I found myself drawing this fellow a while ago, something to spite my own personal sneers at furry character designs who have human hair. I thought to myself, “I know it’s dumb, but I’m going to use that as a challenge to see if I can create a version of “neon colored furry with human hair” that suits my sensibilities.” From there, the 80’s thing just kinda snuck in. Blame it being a popular trend lately. Although, I specifically blame Buying Time, Kung Fury, and Moonbeam City for the inspiration.

Commissions from May & June

Commissions from May & June

 

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Shepherds and Satyrs: A natural compliment

Shepherd boy meets Satyr in the fields… and one thing leads to another. Satyr’s blowing him in broad daylight.

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And another and another…

And wouldn’t you know it, now you’ve got two Satyrs.

 

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Gilgamesh and Enkidu

It could have happened! Possibly…

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Comparisons 1

Just don’t compare the size of their heads. I actually drew the second image first… I guess I kinda made their heads too big in Comparisons 1? Ahh well.

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Comparisons 2

On their own they look fine. But ugh… side by side… Oh, but at least their dicks are nice to look at either way.

Some art from June

Some art from June

For reasons, I didn’t do much artwork this month. Here’s a couple images I was commissioned recently though. Hope you enjoy them.

This was really fun to do. Characters like this just don’t get center stage. Hell he doesn’t even get the girl in the movie. Yet in the all porn, he’s always just a feature in some picture of Esmeralda. So when I was commissioned to draw this I took the opportunity to lavish attention on him. Here’s the unfortunate hero of one of the darkest Disney movies in loving detail.

The commissioner posted some notes written by a fictional artist who asked him to model.
http://zollith.tumblr.com/post/53151789161
You can read them here. They really add a lot of flavor to the image.

The final image of Quasimodo. Seems the artist got his hand on that monster between Quasimodo’s legs after all…
Read more about it here.
http://zollith.tumblr.com/post/53165659003

Okay so this is an obscure one. Rule 34 of a character from this French cartoon about Odysseus. The character’s name? Titan. He’s introduced with no lead up, no explanation. Simply Odysseus’s BFF. He’s tall, blue, and according to this image, well hung.

I agreed to draw this image as a giant fuck you to extreme bastardization of The Odyssey that this cartoon represents. To bad I forgot the name of the cartoon so… this is more of an impotent rage situation.

You can lead a Centaur to a forest orgy, but you can’t make him fuck. Or can you? If you’re a Satyr with magical entrancing music, you bet your ass you can! Basically the gayest image of these four. Something of a subversion of the Disney princess trope.

Art of May part 3

Art of May part 3

He knows he wants to do more than touch it.

Well here we are, an image of a space marine and cyber demons from Doom. Lots of demons, huge dicks, but something about this picture left me feeling unsatisfied. It just wasn’t wild enough. These demons are massive imposing and slobbery, but just don’t have that demonic character. They really ought to have been plowing him or something. Well I suppose you all can take this to your spank bank and file it under “imminent sex.”

Goblin Coach is training a Giant Orc.

I’m not sure if it’s clear, but the middle panel is supposed to be repeated thrusts. Hence the cycle of arrows. I wasn’t too familiar with the source material, but this is rule 34 of some yu-gi-oh cards. Goblin Coach and Giant Orc. This image was basically a reply to the previous commission. Something extremely gratuitous in the penetration and money shot. Really turned out satisfying. Really wanted to convey the consensual relationship here too. I think that comes across well.

Orcs take a bath in dragon milk.

Here’s a short comic of some Orcs who have been tasked with milking a dragon. A dragon who is a very willing and cooperative. They’ve been given only a tiny bucket that cannot contain the the force of the spray nor the shear volume of dragon milk spewing out. I can’t imagine that this was an unintentional part of their assignment. Was this a punishment, reward, or just a daily chore? It’s not exactly clear.

Anyway, that wraps up all the art I did in May. Currently I haven’t done much in the last two weeks. No commissions etc. So it may be sometime before another update. Thanks to everyone to who follows my work. I really hope these make nice additions to your spank bank.